Hahaha… See The Onion on ‘Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc.‘

The Onion has exposed the Random News About the Middle East Generator.

Sometimes I get assignments from my lecturers that look like a string of jargon strung together. I read the briefing again and again, and still, I’m scratching my head over what it means.

I once made a gaffe in class by audibly commenting, ‘Oh, it’s Random Assignment Generator again.’

I’m struggling through an essay due 5 PM tomorrow. I had a panic attack last night because I suddenly thought, ‘Oh my God, am I writing the right thing?’ I felt like I couldn’t possibly be. What I was writing felt so meaningless and inane.

I feel better about it now but it’s been a b**** of an essay to write and now I’m off to bed to put it off until 4:30 AM tomorrow.