Inebriation — 3 easy steps

  1. Donate 470 mL of blood.
  2. Don’t have dinner.
  3. Go to a wine tasting.

You know that little bit of wine they put into your glass for tasters? Three of those later and I was the closest to being drunk as I’ve ever been.

Save three lives! Then get smashed.

2 comments

  1. vera says:

    Wouldn’t it be funny if you gave blood, then got drunk and had an accident and needed a blood transfusion?

    Funny in a bad way, that is.

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