Whenever one comes back from extended leave, people always ask, ‘How was your holiday?’
On my first day of work today, I answered this question (and variations of it) about eight times. It was a challenge to give a different yet meaningful reply every time.
Usually, I started with ‘It was great’ or ‘Really good’.
Then I focused on one or two of the following.
‘Germany was cold and it snowed most of the time. I wasn’t prepared for it and didn’t have any thermals. It was fine, though, once my legs got numb.’
‘It was a real pleasure, travelling around on German trains. They’re as punctual and reliable as everyone says they are.’
‘I liked — well, ‘like’ isn’t the right word, probably ‘was fascinated by’ — learning about World War II, the Nazis, the Berlin War, the Stasi, Jewish persecution… I feel a bit bad that I didn’t know much at all about this history. I don’t remember when the Berlin Wall fell. I wish I did. It would have been… very emotional, I think.’
‘My favourite thing was being able to eat lots of fast food because it was a ‘cultural experience’. I ate Belgian chocolate and waffles, potato fries, currywurst, brotwurst, kebabs and boreks.’
‘They have really good bread in Germany. For kebabs, bread isn’t just something to hold the food together. The bread itself was really tasty.’
‘I liked visiting the castle at Nuremburg. I didn’t get to visit the Disney castle in the Black Forest, though. I’ll have to go back one day to see it.’
‘There were many grand old buildings in Germany. But after a while, I found out that lots of these ‘grand old buildings’ are actually recreated to look like ones that were bombed in the war. It was Disneyland.’
‘We stayed in hostels. I think that I’m getting to that stage, though, where I don’t really want to do the hostel thing. We had some good ones, which I can recommend, but there were one or two that I didn’t feel comfortable in. Cleanliness, it wasn’t always there.’
‘The trip was about history, architecture and food. After two weeks, it did become a bit of a blur — “Oh, another old building, another chocolate shop.” I’m looking forward to a holiday that’s more about mountain views, clouds and moonrises.’