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CheatNeutral — a funny but limited analogy

My friend, Dan M, sent me a very funny link. CheatNeutral pokes fun at the carbon offset industry by comparing it to people paying to offset their cheating.

I wrote back to Dan. This below is a slightly edited version of what I sent.

This is very funny. I’ve sent it onwards to five of my classmates. We’re working with an architecture firm on the legal/technical/social/economic/environmental management of carbon offset projects for renewables in building projects around the world.

The analogy between carbon offset and cheat offset is a tad questionable, though. Cheat offsetting is clearly a ridiculous concept and it’s meant to highlight the problems with carbon offsetting, namely that relying on offsetting does not provide incentives for reducing the source of the problem. However, some of the ‘outrage’ from cheat offsetting is that cheating is a moral issue. More and more, pollution has become a moral issue (‘It’s evil or irresponsible to pollute at any level’) but the morality of pollution is by no means universally accepted.

There are still large sectors of society that believes that there may be an optimal level of pollution and appropriate compensation for pollution. This is completely different to, say, if a Chief of Police comes out and says that their crime fighting budget has been allocated based on a risk assessment that has determined the optimal number of child molestations. That’s because child molestations (and cheating) are moral issues.

It’s kind of like the difference between the Australian government views drug use (‘Just say no’) and the Netherlands treatment of drug use as a health and social problem. Or the way medical researchers say that the costs of some animal suffering are justified by the benefits from testing on animals, while to animal rights activists, there is no ‘optimal’ amount of animal suffering.

So the key difference between carbon offsetting and cheat offsetting is that carbon offsetting can work. It does suck carbon out of the air. It could help mitigate global warming.

(Note that in Europe and other places, carbon offset projects include replacing fossil fuels with renewables or more efficient appliances. It doesn’t just cover sequestration by growing trees or pumping CO2 into the ground).

Of course, we can’t rely on carbon offsetting because the fundamental problem is that we live in a world that encourages (even mandates) increasing consumption and growth. Even if we were to eliminate CO2 emissions, current CO2 generating activities have other environmental impacts that cause problems, like resource depletion, toxic pollution, habitat destruction and so on. Offsetting can’t address these problems. Even eco-efficiency can’t address these problems (see Jevons Paradox). I have come to believe that cold nuclear fusion (clean limitless energy) will just allow us to destroy the earth even faster.

To me, it would have been more correct to have compared carbon offsetting with, say, a reliance on chemotherapy. Chemotherapy doesn’t generally have a moral dimension. It’s effective in many situations but there are plenty of negative side effects — and surely it is ‘better’ to address cancer triggers.

Of course, that wouldn’t have made as funny a website as CheatNeutral.

Scottish widows

I saw a billboard advertising Scottish Widows. No, it’s not a bizarre escort service. Rather, it appears to be a pension (superannuation) fund. The marketing is what bewilders me. Why is the website (and their billboards) plastered with pictures of pretty young things wearing black and red satin cloaks? And the alluring gazing? I dunno… the image seems more suited to promoting a vampire movie or Gothic fashion, not retirement savings for biddy grey-haired Scottish women who have lost their husbands to the vagaries of war.

They probably thought that to appeal to a wider market than Scottish widows, they have to glam things up.

I think it’s weird.

Weak sustainability vs strong sustainability

This must be funny to people in the sustainability field.

The Onion

Consumer-Product Diversity Now Exceeds Biodiversity

WASHINGTON, DC-According to an EPA study conducted in conjunction with the U.N. Task Force On Global Developmental Impact, consumer-product diversity now exceeds biodiversity.

Campaign for real beauty

You’d think that someone with a supportive family, a good brain and happy outlook on life would be in the best position to ignore media pressure to be conventionally beautiful. I’m afraid not. Despite all reason and logic, I have, at my core, tied no small measure of my sense of self-worth to how my skin is behaving, what my hair looks like, if the clothes I used to wear still fit, and if I can wear the clothes that people think I should wear.

I found this interesting — Dove’s Evolution Film. Women are told all the time, “It’s all make-up and Photoshop.” It’s one thing to be told. It’s another to see it.

Thanks to sharnofshade for the link.

Some funny pictures I found

I found a group on Facebook called ‘If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes’. They seem to collect science-related visual jokes. Here are the ones I found the funniest.

I’m going to one of Stephen Hawking’s lectures later this month.


This is a ferrous wheel.

This one is my favourite. You know how I like Venn diagrams.

Weapons of mass production

Last December, I heard that the New York Board of Health banned restaurants from serving food with trans fat. More specifically, the law:

…allows restaurants six months to switch to oils, margarines and shortening used for frying and spreading that have less than 0.5 grams of trans fat per serving. After 18 months, all other food items – including all margarines and shortenings – must contain less than 0.5 grams of trans fat per serving.

I had never heard of trans fat, which I read greases the slippery slope towards heart disease. I thought, ‘Ah, those fatty New Yorkers. It’s probably all that gloopy stuff in super-pizzas, fried chicken and chips. I don’t have to worry. I eat healthily.’

But look what I’ve discovered! This PDF flyer publicising the ban tells me that trans fats are not only in deep fried and fast foods, they’re also in margarine and ‘most baked goods’.

‘Most baked goods’? What does this mean? Am I doomed because I like muffins?

Here it is again, the line-up of the condemned.

  • Vegetable oils used for frying, baking, and cooking
  • Shortening (hard vegetable oil)
  • Margarine and other spreads
  • Prepared foods, including:
    • Pre-fried foods, such as French fries, fried chicken, chicken nuggets, fish fillets, chips, taco shells, and doughnuts
    • Baked goods, such as hamburger buns, pizza dough, crackers, cookies, cakes, pies, and pastries
    • Pre-mixed ingredients, such as pancake mix, hot chocolate, salad dressing, croutons, and breadcrumbs

What a frighteningly comprehensive list!

To be honest, I don’t often eat those (yummy, yummy) kinds of food so I’m not going to be changing my lifestyle. However, I’m suddenly sympathetic to all the restaurateurs scratching their heads, trying to figure out how to make cheesecakes and croissants without breaking the law.