Tag: cambridge life

Joinworthy

Forget climate change, human rights and Save the British Library… THIS campaign speaks to my heart!


I have seen people on Facebook who have joined dozens or hundreds of groups. I have been much more choosey. ‘Campaign for a faster X5’, having been judged joinworthy, takes my group memberships to four.

The X5 takes 3.5 hours to travel between Cambridge and Oxford. That’s about the same distance as Melbourne to Shepparton. If you take the train between Cambridge and Oxford via London, it takes 2.5 hours and costs about two or three times as much — that’s £34 or A$85 return with a student discount. Frightening, isn’t it?

Not a skint

I was doing a mega-shop at Sainsbury’s. It was my turn to cook for our Sunday food group. The moussaka recipe called for one kilogram of lamb mince. As fortune would have it, I could buy 2x500g boxes of mince for £4, saving me 30 p!

I like budgeting, so receipts hold a special fascination. As I left the checkout I mused over it, trying to calculate how much I was spending to feed four people in grand style.

Then I saw:

Lamb mince        Â£2.15
Lamb mince        Â£2.15

Jibbed! I couldn’t believe my eyes. Unlike the shops back home in Melbourne, Sainsbury’s has never let me down before. Despite the constantly changing landscape of discounts, they’ve never gotten the price wrong… until now.

‘It’s only 30 p, Joan,’ I said to myself. ‘Let it go.’

I slowly started walking to the exit.

‘It’s a mistake. They should know that there’s something wrong with their system,’ my other self argued. ‘Someone else might kick up a big fuss. You can save them the trouble.’

‘It’s 30 p!’ I protested. ‘Who else would complain? I’ll look like a loser.’

‘It’s Sainsbury’s job to deal with these things,’ the other self replied. ‘And you can buy a chocolate bar for 30 p.’

Before I knew it, I had done an about-turn and was headed to the customer service podium.

‘Hi. Would you mind checking the lamb price?’ I said, handing over my receipt. ‘I think there was a special on it.’

The two assistants didn’t bat an eyelid. ‘Of course,’ said the female. ‘Peter, could you go down and check the lamb? Ma’am, do you have the item with you?’

Another Sainsbury’s employee heard this as she walked by and stopped. ‘The lamb? It should be £4 for two. Saving of 30 p.’

‘So it’s not recognising the code,’ Peter said, examining the box of mince I had handed over. ‘I’ll have to fix that.’

They highlighted the mistake on my receipt, took a 20 p and 10 p coin out of the cash register and gave them to me.

‘Sorry about that,’ they said.

‘That’s okay,’ I said. I was just happy that they hadn’t made me feel like a skint.

Dangerous laundry

I did two good things today. I was walking through the park and saw two women taking turns to stand in a patch of daffodils while the other took a photo. I waved them down and asked if they wanted me to take a photo of both of them. They were delighted.

I went to the computer lab after hours and found a wallet on the table. I flipped it open and discovered that its owner was one of my classmates, so I called her. She was very happy to get it back.

I have not ridden my bike for six days. I’m trying to slow down and enjoy life a bit more. I’ve been feeling stressed and unhappy for the past few weeks.

Yesterday, we went into London to present our project to the client. We’ve been working with an architecture firm on a renewable technologies toolkit for the past six weeks. The presentation went well and afterward, they took us to dinner. The food was from southern India and was delicious. But now I feel like I won’t need to eat for a week.

Because I’ve been avoiding doing laundry, I had an especially large batch to do today. I think I must have overloaded the washer because when I came back to check, the wash cycles were done but the clothes were still saturated with water. I put them through the dryer for longer than usual but the 70 p was wasted because the dryer didn’t dry the clothes at all.

In the end, I lugged the waterlogged clothes back home (stopping about twelve times to rest), then spent half an hour in the bathroom squeezing out the excess water. The skin on my left thumb has been worn away. I guess the wringing took some of the skin off. It hurts when I put on gloves to wash the dishes.

The sense of temporary

In Melbourne, home has always been with my family. I’ve never been without a ‘base’. But now, as an international student, I’ve learned a bit about what it feels like to be groundless. There is a sense of temporariness. Every time I want to buy something, I think about how I’m going to get it back to Melbourne or if I would sell it when I leave. I make do with imperfect systems, like limited banking abilities. I don’t file my paperwork properly. I have fewer haircuts. I’ve put my dancing on hold. Everything is on pause.

The worst of it has been my living space. My room was like a hostel room: bare, characterless, functional. Why spend the money and time, just to take it all down when I leave in six months? It’s quite a rational line of thought, isn’t it? But I underestimated the psychological discomfort of living no man’s land.

I’ve visited other people’s rooms. They have flags, posters, drapes, ornaments, rugs… The decorated rooms felt more home-like. Someone lived there.

On the weekend, I chose 45 of my favourite photos from my time in Cambridge so far and got them printed through Photobox. The photos arrived on Monday and at 1 AM, I was still happily sticking photos all over the walls of my room with Blu Tack. It’s made a huge difference. I feel like my room is a home now.

Rusty brain

“I bought a bike lock a few months ago,” I announced. “Not here, somewhere else. Anyway, it rusted shut yesterday. Could you sell me a lock that won’t do that?”

The bike store man blinked. “I don’t know any lock that won’t do that. Things rust. If you don’t want something to rust, you have to oil it.”

“Oh…….” I was properly chastised. “Erm. What kind of oil?”

“Any lubricant for moving parts,” he explained, slowly, for all the stupid people in the room.

“Do you, ah, sell oil here?”

“Yes.” He pointed to a large white plastic bottle. “It’s £2.”

“Well, I’ll have one of those.”

He took the bottle off the shelf and my £2 coin to the cash register. I hovered around uselessly.

“Would you like me to open it for you?” he offered kindly.

“Ah, thanks.”

He snipped off the lid and handed it over to me. “Careful,” he cautioned. “The bottle is open now.”

Such kindness to the stupid children of Cambridge University.

An enthusiasm for Cambridge photography


These photos were taken from my window on the first floor (the one above the ground floor) three days ago on Thursday. As you can see, it makes the previous snow day look like primary school homework.

Yesterday, Thara came to visit Cambridge. This was my second stint at being a tour guide. The first time, if you recall, was for Jana. Unfortunately for Thara, the weather was much worse this time around.

This is the Round Church, one of only four in England.

Ah, King’s College. I’ve almost over-photographed it, although you’ve only seen it before on this blog at night time during fog. It wasn’t really this sunny today. I’ve doctored the sky. You just can’t trust me anymore.

The Amnesty International candle is always alight in King’s College Chapel.

When Thara and I came out of King’s, we heard lots of chanting. For a university town, Cambridge doesn’t get as many demonstrations as you might expect. This was the first one I ever saw. What did the protesters want? Divestment of university funds from companies involved in the manufacture of weapons. When did they want it? Now.

The fuzzy black at the edges of the photo were metal fence bars, between which I had to stick my camera lens. The protesters were in front of Senate House, where I will hopefully be graduating after October this year.

We visited Clare College and ran into this gentlemen, who kindly agreed to be photographed. I asked him why he was wearing a kilt. He said that he was coming back from a night at a themed party. It was 1:30 PM when we met him. Must have been a good party.


This is Clare Bridge in Clare College. The first time I saw these bridge balls was on my computer in Melbourne — See Sean McHugh’s gallery. Sean makes use of HDR.


Here’s Thara taking pictures on Clare Bridge.

I would like your help, blog readers. I have two versions of this picture of the Mathematical Bridge. The legend of the bridge is well-known. Supposedly, Isaac Newton designed and built it so that it did not need any bolts or joins. Some curious students took it apart to see how it worked and couldn’t put it back together again. The only way was to bolt it together.

It isn’t true, of course. The bridge was designed by William Ethridge (some guy). I have been told, though, that the bridge members are arranged so that they are in compression (like an arch or vault) and the bridge can support its own weight without bolts. However, the bridge does have bolts to prevent collapse due to shear forces like wind.

Could you tell me if you prefer the closely cropped version of this picture or the original wide angle?

Winter Wonderland

Last night, I went to Clare Hall formal hall. I wore a skirt with tights and rode my bike there. I have a vicious looking mountain bike, not designed for riding while wearing a skirt. The skirt, of course, kept scrunching upwards. It was very cold. My legs, protected only by the sheerest nylon, were cold. Luckily, they were soon numb and I was quite comfortable.

Today, I woke up and the world was covered in snow. Fluffy white spots floated from the sky to rest on every surface: cars, leaves, branches, ledges, bike seats, roads and lawns. To Australian eyes, it looked like a whole lot of snow.

I was meant to take a train to London for a meeting this afternoon. At the breakfast table, I asked my Dino and Alex, “Do trains run when there’s snow?”

“Yes,” they replied, unconcerned. Dino comes from snowy Canada and Alex comes from snowy Norway.

“Actually,” they added, “Maybe not in England. Trains in England stop when there are leaves on the track.”

Sock terror

I did my budget a few weeks ago and was horrified at how much money I was spending.

Luckily, my parents sent me some pairs of socks in the mail.

Before that, socks were the limiting factor in my laundry cycle. I had to do my laundry every week so that I wouldn’t run out of socks. Now, with three new pairs of socks, I have doubled my laundry cycle to two weeks! This has lead to a saving of £44.20 a year (A$110 or two textbooks)!

It’s a fragile balance, this two week laundry cycle. I have just the right number of socks to go to the laundry with a very full load. But now, I’m terrified of losing even a single sock. I’ve lost one already, which made its partner completely redundant. If I lose another, then I will have to revert back to a one week laundry cycle.

Cinderjoan in May Ball season

Every year, maybe ten or so colleges at Cambridge hold May Balls (which happen in June — a list here). The aim seems to be to throw as lavish and decadant party as possible. You pay between £75 and £175 (A$190-440) for a night of: eating seafood and other yumminess; drinking champagne and cocktails; watching fireworks; lounging in chauffered punts; listening to live jazz, rock and classical music; play at the casino, rifle range and on funfair rides; relaxing with masseurs; applauding roving stilt walkers, fire breathers and magicians; and finishing up with formal breakfast.

Tickets are on sale now. Although pricey, I would normally be inclined to go. May Balls are such an iconic Cambridge experience. The problem is, though, I’ve been studying and cooking so much that I have no friends. Without friends, it would not be fun, regardless of how amazing the spectacle. So, alas, Cinderjoan will stay at home, reading her textbook in front of the ashes of the fireplace.

The dress code at the Magdalene May Ball website simultaneously horrified me and made me envious. The event is white tie, “the most formal dress code that exists for civilians today in the United Kingdom.” The May Ball committee is relentlessly specific.

Formal evening dress is more strictly regulated than other forms of dress, and consists of the following:

  • Black tailcoat with silk (ribbed or satin) facings, sharply cut-away at the front.
  • Matching black trousers trimmed by braid or satin on the outside for each trouser leg….

And it goes on for three pages, describing shoes, socks, shirt studs, gloves, top hat, opera cape, and so on.

They are more restrained with the dress code for ladies, asking only for full length ball gown, stole or cape, jewelery, a clutch bag, and “Gloves — (optional) if worn, should be opera length (over the elbow, reaching to the biceps.)”

I thought that I’d never have the opportunity to dress like that in my whole life. I thought only princesses could wear full length ballgowns. I’m starting to feel the opportunity lost.

Stocks and flows

Stock movements since Joan arrived in Cambridge.

  • % time in good mood: ↓
  • Academic prowess: ↑
  • Sociability: ↓
  • Patience: ↓
  • Health and fitness: ↓
  • Tidiness: ↓
  • Cooking ability: ↑
  • Dance ability: ↓
  • Chinese ability: ↓
  • Piano ability: ↓
  • Self discipline: ?
  • Activism: ↑
  • Self respect: ?
  • Financial situation: ↓
  • Photography ability: ↑
  • Blogging frequency: ?
  • Friend ability: ↓
  • News awareness: ↑
  • Professional competence: ↑
  • World outlook: ↓

Why, in a desperate bid to halt my chocolate habit, I bought a packet of chocolate chip cookies yesterday