Norm tells me, “This is a list of actual newspaper headlines that have been collected due to their comic value… enjoy!” I read these in a uni computer lab and it took all my willpower to stop myself from laughing out aloud!

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Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says

Psychics predict world didn’t end yesterday

Sun or rain expected today, dark tonight

Cancer Still Killing 100 A Day – Doctors Resolve To Do Better

White House Wins On Budget Deal With Congress, But More Lies Ahead

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted

Panda Mating Fails – Veterinarian Takes Over

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon

Mad Cows Demand Milkmaids Use Hand Lotion

Jane Fonda to teens: Use head to avoid pregnancy

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved Ones

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Physicist recommends bigger balls to slow down male tennis players

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly