I’ve discovered a website that is almost exactly synchronised with atomic clocks. “How exciting!” I thought. “Another thing to be strictly correct about!”

My watch has always run about 1.5 minutes fast but since my website discovery, I’ve wound it back so I can have the exact time.

Now that my watch shows the correct time, I have an unreasonable fear that I’m going to be late for everything, especially the train, which I’ve now discovered actually does often run on time instead of always late, which I’ve always assumed because my watch ran fast.

What a sentence.

I guess it means I’ll start showing up to things five minutes early instead of 6.5 minutes early like I used to.